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Santa's Naughty List

by Lordd Virgil

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I’ve heard everybody talking about spreading some holiday cheer
I got to thinking you and me should try
Something a little different this year

While everybody else is trying hard to be nice
Why don’t you come on over and I’ll turn out the lights
And we can try and make it on
Santa’s Naughty List tonight

So take your stockings down from the fireplace
And run the seam up the back of your legs to the leather and lace
Wear an overcoat with nothing underneath
And I’ll answer the door wearing nothing but a wreath
and we’ll make it on Santa’s Naughty List tonight

I’ll the Dasher to your Dancer
The Prancer to your Vixen
Take a Comet up to Cupid
and tell ol’ Donner I’ll be Blitzen
You can save your money
On a present for me
Because you’re the only piece on Earth
That I’ll ever need

Now don’t make me wait until Christmas Eve
to unwrap you like a present, baby, under the tree
Let’s make it on Santa’s Naughty List tonight.

We’ll have the Christmas tree rockin
And the sleigh bells ringing
Imagine all the Christmas carols
That I’ll have you singing
We’ll drink up all the Sherry
And deck more than the halls
Scratch your nails across my back
I’ll call you Mrs. Claws

We’ll make a garter belt out of mistletoe
What do I care if my stockings made of coal?
As long as we can make Santa’s Naughty List tonight.

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released December 6, 2013
©2002, 2013 Lordd Virgil Enterprises (BMI)

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